What do stars celebrate in December?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a sleeping bull?