What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What horn never makes a sound?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?