Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do fleas travel?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?