What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are winter days great?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which family member has tusks?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?