Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?