What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?