What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the fish blush?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How much does freedom weigh?