Which condiment adds the most kick?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
A book just fell on my head.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?