How do fireflies start a race?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What words make the best athletes?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?