What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call an old snowman?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?