Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?