Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How can you make 7 even?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are goats so funny?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?