How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?