How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?