Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?