What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?