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What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do trees say when autumn comes?