What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the frog have a long face?