Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do fairies always drink?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?