Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why do all the planets get along?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Are baby skunks cute?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?