Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is the most faithful insect?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?