Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
It's allergy season again?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?