What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a small mom?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?