What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the body of water think so much?