What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
What animals make the best students?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What nationality are most fish?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the foal cough?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What should your husband name his internet connection?