What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do stars celebrate in December?