What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do kittens go to school?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?