What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
