Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do insects learn at school?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?