Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
When do cows get tired?
It's Crowded!
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?