Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the politest month?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What birds make average students?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?