What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is a table you can eat?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?