What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do fleas travel?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How do you grill cheese?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the cow cross the road?