What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where was Noah born?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What fish sings the best?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What are you studying in math?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?