Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do little monsters call their mother?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?