What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's E.T. short for?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?