How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where does water do all its banking?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?