What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the friendliest pen?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?