What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?