What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you find at the end of everything?