What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Did you take the patient's temperature?