Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is winter considered holy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you spot a modern spider?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where does breakfast live?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?