What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do fish watch TV shows?