What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Who invented fractions?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do you make a bandstand?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What reads and lives in an apple?