Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How does a squid go into battle?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?