What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are frogs always so happy?