What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What words make the best athletes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are scissors so forgiving?