Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?