Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What game do bats excel at?