Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which subject has two parts?
Which musician loves to make chili?