Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What was the first animal in space?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?