What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is spring the oddest season?