Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?