Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do fish watch TV shows?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What says: oom oom oom?
When is Dad's bedtime?