Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the smallest lion?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?