Why do dogs howl at the moon?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?