What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
I broke my finger!
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?