What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Do you have the best ceiling?
When do mice play every day?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the frog starve?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?