A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
A lamborghini.
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why is summer always sad?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How is life like toilet paper?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?