What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?