What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do billboards talk?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?