What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To chill out more.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do fleas travel?