Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
How long do chickens work?
Where do birds go to drink?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?