Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?