How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?