Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
It's allergy season again?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?