What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?