What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What siblings are always sad?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you do for an injured lemon?