Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What's the world's weakest animal?
What game does a rabbit always win?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why do bees buzz?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How was the wedding?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you get kids to do something?