Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do bees buzz?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?