Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What bird is always sad?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?