Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the smallest lion?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?