How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?